Apparently, the meme of the day over on Twitter involves declaring how the world will be better when Obama wins.  Here are a few of the more amusing things that will apparently happen when Obama wins, according to the Twitterverse. Hyperbole included for free.

When Obama wins, the Internet will go back to the way it was in 1990, and all my friends will be in IRC  -inkblurt

When Obama wins, people will have enough energy to post regularly on both Twitter AND their personal blogs. -nantel

When Obama wins Locke, Hurley and Ben will finally find Jacob’s cabin. -Mike_FTW

When Obama wins, your jeans will always fit perfectly -mulegirl

When Obama wins… there will be free ice cream everyday -rashmi

When Obama wins… SkyNet will be destroyed at last.  -kevnull

When Obama wins Starbuck will find Earth. -nick

Yeesh.  All I have to say is, can you imagine what would happen if Ron Paul won?