By way of The Wooster Collective, we get word that The city of Santa Ana, ever sympathetic to the plight of career-focused overworked parents who break out in cold sweats at the thought of interacting with their offspring in any meaningful way have provided us with a valuable parenting tool. This handy sheet will allow you to quickly identify if your child is involved in the dangerous world of “Tagging”

Sadly, the city of Santa Ana failed to mention anything about the gateway activity of chalk drawing (or “Chalkitti” as it is known on the street) that can lead to this sort of lifestyle. Even so, vigilant parents should probably laminate this document and make sure their childs’ Au Pair compares it against the kids’ actual appearance at least once a week.